Student sets out to review everything in existence. Fails miserably.
I’m going to say something today that might come as a surprise to some of you; zombies are rather popular at the minute.
Now that you’ve had time to calm down, I’ll continue. Personally, I love the little decomposing, ever-present buggers. Can’t get enough of them. Sure, we’ve had our disagreements in the past, as hours spent swearing my way through Cortana on Halo 3 can testify, but at the end of the day, I’d probably rather watch a bad zombie movie over a heart-warming drama any day. Given the extent to which modern media is saturated with them, it appears I’m not alone in this. As a result, this week I’ll be doing a two-part review on zombies; one today, and another on Friday*.
Get yer shotguns ready.
*(Just to be clear, we’re playing by classic zombie rules here; no running, reproducing via bites and dumber than a bag of rocks.)